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WAITING

HOLY SHIT I HAVE BEEN ON THE PHONE WITH TIME WARNER FOR ABOUT 45 MINUTES AND I WANT TO KILL MYSELF. I AM SO FUCKING BORED AND THIS FUCKING CLASSICAL MUSIC REMINDS ME OF A CHOIR OF DANCING KITTENS GETTING SHOT ON STAGE IN A BLOODY MASSACRE.

I AM AFRAID TO HANG UP BECAUSE I'LL THEN HAVE TO DO THIS ENTIRE PROCESS AGAIN. I TRIED DOING IT ON THE WEBSITE BUT THEY ARE FUCKED AND DONT WANT TO MAKE THINGS EASY FOR THE WORLD.

MAYBE CELL PHONES HAVE A PACT WITH CABLE AND ELECTRIC THAT MAKE IT SO THAT THEY CASH IN WHILE WE'RE WAITING TO DOWN GRADE OUR SERVICE.

I HAVE TO CUT MY CABLE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO EAT EGGS AND TUNA FISH EVERYDAY FOR THE NEXT YEAR.

I LOVE MAKING MONEY BUT I HATE WORKING. ITS BECAUSE I AM A SELF OBSESSED MONEY HUNGRY JEW. HOLY SHIT CAN SOMEONE PLEASE STICK A SAFETY PIN IN MY EYE?

FUCK I AM ENDING THIS. ITS TOO MUCH. I NEED TO VOMIT NOW.

5:14 p.m. - 2004-08-25

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