rocketsauce's diary

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middle earth vs the empire

today jesse wrote:

THIS JUST IN: I LOVE CHOCOLATE!

and then i went to the bank and i saw this woman wearing a sweatshirt that said this:

"EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!..." (and there was a picture of a newspaper with a baby on the front page)
"...I LOVE GRAMMA"

and then keith at work said all of these things:

1. "were you aware that middle earth was actually this planet?? see, it was a continent! i wasn't aware of that!"

2. "i was watching this made for tv movie about Star Wars and it was all about Ewoks! They didn't even mention the Empire!!"

3. "I saw Kelly Clarkson and she was limping, apparantly she stepped on glass at her last show."

i also discovered the diary "monstermovie."

whew.

8:36 p.m. - 2005-04-29

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