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baby unicorns

you met a guy who is smart, cute, single, and straight. what is he, a baby unicorn?

at a certain age, when you have a boyfriend, it is just not fucking kosher to have a best friend who is cute single and straight.

what are you friggin crazy?

why don't you put that in your pipe and shmoke the friggin shit out of the tasty little nugget you call life.

4:21 a.m. - 2004-08-06

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